FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man:  Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is  this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Your  place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to  yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So,  what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey  baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How  do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:  Unfertilized


Man: Your  body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are  no services today.


Man: I  would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you  stay there?


Man: If I  could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you  naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

Copyright 2009 by
Richard Gosse & Associates


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